Crewneck Sweatshirt – "It's Not a Receding Hairline, It's a Solar Panel" Funny Balding Graphic
This cozy crewneck brings playful confidence to chilly days. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels substantial but comfortable, with a classic fit and ribbed collar that holds its shape. A bold, cartoon-style graphic—’It’s not a receding hairline, it’s a solar panel for a bigger future!’—sits on the chest, adding humor and personality to weekend errands, coffee runs, or relaxed nights at home. Details like double-needle stitching, tubular knit construction (no side seams), and a tear-away label keep the wear comfortable and long-lasting. Choose left, center, or large center chest embroidery, or wrist embroidery, to add a subtle customized accent that complements the printed design. Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes mean you can enjoy the sweatshirt with a bit more peace of mind.
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Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Custom embroidery options: left/center/large center chest and both wrists
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and DTF/DTG label/print details
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua and Honduras
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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